Monday, April 25, 2011

Lickings You'll Love - Flex tongue Review From EF

If you're looking for a sexy toy to slow down and enjoy the moment with, this just might be the vibrator for you. The tantalizing texture, tapered shape of the shaft and strong clitoral stimulation make this a very unique rabbit.

Uniquely textured like real taste buds, Flexible, sturdy shaft. Easy to bend, stays where you put it

Speed dial gets slick with lubricant and can become hard to turn, Weak vibration in shaft

Intensity Level: 4/5

Noise Level: 2/5



The Flex Tongue – G-Spot and Clitoral Vibrator from Lady Calston is unique down to its individually shaped and sized taste buds. The shaft and clitoral stimulator are covered in realistic over-sized bumps, and despite how enjoyable its flex feature is, I believe this is the main selling point of this toy - with a little lube it really feels like being licked.

The Flex Tongue can be used wherever you'd enjoy a real tongue - over your vaginal and anal areas, thighs, stomach, breasts, neck; its possibilities are endless. When you are done teasing and ready to move on to the main act, just use the flex feature for intense G-spot attention, or straighten the shaft for anal insertion (but remember to use a condom when sharing anally and vaginally, as jelly is porous and can not be sterilized completely). The toy is waterproof; for added fun, you can try the Flex Tongue in the bath or shower. When teasing with the tongues, it can be used in conjunction with other teasing accessories like nipple toys or a clitoral vibe. When penetrating, you can add in anal toys for a delicious triple threat. The Flex Tongue’s wide range of uses is perfect for everyone. It can add a new level to solo play or enhance time spent together with your partner.

Material / Texture:

The Flex Tongue is made of soft, squishy jelly material. It is very forgiving, making penetration comfortable. There is a very slight jelly smell when the toy is placed directly under the nose, but no noticeable taste. The material cannot be fully sterilized, thus it is important to always use a condom when sharing the toy with others or using anally to vaginally.

The base is a hard, sturdy plastic with no risk of cracking. The surface of the shaft and clitoral stimulator is covered with a light studded texture which varies in size and perfectly replicates a real tongue. It can be enjoyed by the newest beginner to the most advanced sex toy connoisseur.

Design / Shape / Size:

The design of this toy is phenomenal. The aptly named Flex Tongue's flexible yet sturdy shaft bends to your desired position and holds it so you don't have to stop during the moment. It is perfect for G-Spot stimulation with the flexible shaft allowing for just the right amount of pressure. The shaft can be bent straight for those who prefer the shape of traditional vibrators over G-spot stimulation or for anal insertion. The vibrations are gentle in the shaft yet strong in the clitoral attachment. The clitoral tongue is placed up high enough on the shaft for it to reach the clitoris without having to insert the head of the shaft past the G-spot, making both bullets work very well together.

Like the name suggests, the Flex Tongue is shaped like two tongues, one as the main shaft and a miniature as the clitoral vibrator. The girth is a bit slimmer than most more phallic shaped rabbits, which is unusual, and exactly what I was looking for. The toy is about 22cm long, with 13cm insertable, and a diameter of 4cm at it's thickest, with a taper to 3cm at the tip. The size and the tapering of the tongue shape makes this vibe perfect for beginners, but the flexibility and unique texture certainly bring something to the table for advanced users and collectors.

It has a low noise level and is easy enough to keep discreet. It can be good for travel due to the waterproofing. Because jelly is prone to picking up unwanted things like dust and pet hair, it is best to place it in a sealed plastic bag to keep it clean.

Functions / Performance / Controls:

This toy is very sensual. Getting warmed up with the unique tongue texture is just as much a selling point as the actual rabbit aspect. The Flex Tongue has two bullets located in the top of the shaft and the clitoral attachment, and at max settings, the clitoral bullet is quite strong. The bullet in the shaft is a bit weaker, which may just be due to the placement within the thicker material of the shaft compared to the clit tongue's thinner girth.

The unit is controlled with a simple twist dial, making it easy to tell what setting it is on but can be a bit slippery and hard to twist when it becomes covered in lubricant. It is multispeed, but all of the settings are virtually indistinguishable, creating a smooth, gradual increase from lowest power to highest. Even on the highest setting, I'd only give the Flex Tongue 2 Bees. It's not a noisy little device, though it can be heard through the covers, but not over a TV or shower.

I found the Flex Tongue to be just as enjoyable in the water as in bed and had no problems with leaks in the waterproofing or shorts

Care and Maintenance:

This toy is very easy to take care of provided you remember a few things about the material it is made of. Since jelly attracts unwanted material, always store in a fully enclosed container (such as a plastic bag) and make sure to wash it before use if it has become covered in dust or lint.

The Flex Tongue is compatible with both silicone and water based lubricants.

To clean, simply wash with warm water and toy cleaner. Do not boil it as it may cause the jelly to deform. Avoid strong soaps. To store, place in a cool, dark place, away from other jelly toys to preserve shape and color.


I generally prefer very high-powered vibrations in my toys, but I have to say that I was completely won over by the texture of the Flex Tongue. The sensuality of just moving the tongue over my body was something completely different than what I'm used to, and I found that I enjoyed that. It's a great reminder that as nice as quickies are, sometimes it's nice to slow down and enjoy the moment more than I usually spend time doing.

This review can also be found at EdenFantasys.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Look Silly, Feel Sexy Mini Nipple Sucker Review From EF

For such a low price I was expecting these to be made of much harder plastic. They are soft and pliable enough to position yet just rigid enough to remain in place during sex. They go on and come off very easily. Due to the lack of pain I would happily recommend these nipple suckers to anyone who wants fuller and more tender nipples.
Good suction, stay on well, Make nipples sensitive and puffy, Feels good on your clit
Visible ring after use, Low material safety, makes your chest look like that of a cheap blowup doll
As the name implies, these little suckers suck, and not in the bad sense. Attach them to your nipples to create a vacuum that increases blood flow and makes your nipples puffy and sensitive when removed. They also create an enjoyable sensation if you tug and squeeze them while they are on, and are resilient enough to stay put even when played with.

The toys themselves are about 1"x1" and made of PVC plastic. They are soft and easy to squeeze to adjust the pressure and are well suited to use on your nipples, as the name suggest, or on your clit. Being PVC they can be used with silicone or water based lubricants with out fear of damage. PVC also has a high heat stability so they are good for temperature play. This type of plastic has a low material safety. They cannot be completely sterilized, so if you plan to use them more intimately it's best not to share.

To apply, just position the suckers over your nipples and squeeze; 5-10 minutes later you have full, puffy nipples. They are very simple to use, even a beginner could figure out how with no instruction needed. They can be worn by both men and women with any sized nipples, and are full coverage, so no other nipple toys like clamps or jewelry can be worn at the same time. Be warned, if you put them on too tightly they can sting a bit as you feel the blood rush to your nipple. Try using them with a drop of lube inside the rim to ease any pain of accidentally tightening them too much.

They look a rather silly on, with their bright pink color, and they do, unfortunately, tend to leave a bit of redness and a telltale "ring" around your nipple when they are removed, making the overall presentation a bit less sexy. If you wait a few minutes the ring will go away though, so in the end they still make quite a good product, especially if they plan to wear them during sex. They will stay right where you put them with perfect suction until it's time to come off.

To remove squeeze slightly to break the seal and pull off. Clean with hot water and anti-bacterial soap or an all purpose sex toy cleaner.
I found these to be quite enjoyable. Looking sexy has never felt so good. I enjoyed heating them in warm water before use for temperature play. Where I really enjoyed them was a bit further south though. With a drop of lube these nipple suckers feel great on your clit, making it just as engorged and sensitive as they make your nipples.

This review can also be found at EdenFantasys.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Poll #1 Options

Form 3
Impulse Diva Teaser
Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator
Zini Roae

Feel the Heat With This Icy-Cold Vibe - Touche Ice Egg Review From EF

This toy is certainly one of a kind. Despite it's flaws its new and innovative idea and execution make it something that everyone should try at least once.
Temperature play at its finest, Able to be Steralized, Good grip, Good for partner play or Solo
Weak vibrations, Messy, Ice Melts Quickly, Hard to remove bullet
People have been using popsicles to beat the heat since 1925, but never in quite such an innovative way as the The Touche Ice Egg from Shots Media. This perfect summer-time toy is made of 100% silicone with a ribbed handle to keep easy hold of the ice. It comes packaged with an insert able 10 function bullet to turn the entire toy in to a vibrating Popsicle.

The Touche Ice runs on 3 watch batteries and is 4 inches long, 5 inches around and had a diameter of half an inch. At its loudest setting it can be quite noisy, but shouldn't be heard through a closed door, even when drops of water come between the grip and bullet and can begin to make a strange sound. It is made of super safe silicone and thus can be easily be boiled to be easily disinfected. Because it is made of silicone it is important to only use water based lubricants. Silicone based lube will melt the grip of the toy!

To use the Touche fill the ice holder with water and pop the silicone handle on top. Remember to remove the bullet vibe before freezing. Wait 3-5 hours and the ice should be frozen. CAREFULLY peel back the lip of the ice holder and remove the toy. Place the bullet vibe in the hole on the top and you're ready to go.

You don't have to limit yourself to water though; the included instructions suggest chocolate, fruit juice as well as anything else you can think of! With water it does have a tendency to leave wet patches on your sheets, which can only get worse the stickier the substance you're using is. To give the ice a pretty clear color boil the water before filling the ice holder.

For safety reasons it is never a good idea to leave the ice again a single spot for more than a few seconds to avoid pain and in serious cases tissue damage.

It comes with 3 batteries, so it's ready to go after 3-5 hours in the freezer. To clean just boil the silicone base for 3 minutes or by throw it into the top rack of your dishwasher.
I personally was dissapointed with the lack of vibration in the ice. You can feel it pretty well in the handle, but that's not the part you're being massaged with. I exchange the 10 function bullet the Touché came with for a stronger one I had recently purchased and could still not feel the vibrations thought the silicone and ice. I wasn't disappointed long however, as the sharp contrast of the heat of your skin against the frigid ice more than make up for what the vibrations lack.

I enjoyed running the ice along my nipples and breasts, neck, stomach, thighs, shoulders, ass and asshole, pussy lips and clitoris. Once you get involved the ice seems to melt all too quickly.

This review can also be found at EdneFantasys.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Enjoy This Extra Sensual Butt Cock - Doc Johnson Anal Tool Review from EF

In terms of anal beads/probes I don't think you could find a better trinity of price, comfort and style. I would highly recommend this toy to both beginners and anal aficionados.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------
contours to your bodies every move, secure, flared base, great for beginners
Unable to be sterilized, floppiness makes it hard to insert
"Fancy a tousel in the bedroom? Grab ahold of this anal tool butt plug and unleash the animal inside of you with this extra sensual butt cock"

While I don't exactly think it unleashed any animals, this anal bead stick certainly can perform.

The Anal Tool has a wide, flared base to prevent it from becoming lost inside the body. It is made of jelly, so be sure to use a condom if you plan on sharing or using it vaginally as the product's page suggests, as jelly is a very porous material that cannot be sterilized. Its base is flat, so it is convenient to sit with it in or wear it under pants. The jelly the toy is made from is very soft and flexible. The surface texture is completely smooth, with no edges to produce pain when inserted. The flexible jelly bends with your body to ensure comfort no matter what position you are in. It can however be a bit hard to insert due to its very slack consistency.

As for the actual specifics, the toy is 7 inches long, with 6.5 inches actually insertable. It has a base circumference of 5.5 inches and the five graduated beads have a diameter from less than 1 inch at the smallest up to 1.75 inches. They are very well graduated with no large jumps from one bead to the next. The entire toy is molded from translucent purple jelly. Although jelly products are notorious for the rubbery smell I could not detect a noticeable scent. Over all this is a very nice product. It is compatible with both silicone and water based lubricants.

To wash the toy just wipe the toy down with moderately hot water and soap, then store in a cool, dark place. Be careful not to boil it; if the water becomes too hot it will retain the shape that it cools in.


 I thoroughly enjoyed this toy, when used in conjunction with a small bullet vibe on my clit. It is a very unintimidating product, and I found it easy to set the mood and go to town. The only slight drawback is that being made of jelly it is, for lack of a better word, very floppy. A more rigid texture would have made insertion much easier. Once you can get it lined up and begin to insert it there is no slipping or worries about it falling out.

I found this toy to be a wonderful addition to my toy chest, and would recommend it for any beginner curious about anal play, or any advanced user looking to add to their collection. When I first opened the package I have to admit that I spent quite a bit of time just looking and touching it. In my opinion, there is something about jelly products that provides a unique sensory experience.

This review can also be found at EdneFantasys.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010